Monday, March 16, 2009

a 'cherry chapstick' wtf.


kat: hey candice....
me: waddup daaaaaaawg
kat: I'm putting on my cherry chapstick
me: ...um
me: if your'e hitting on me
kat: are you Katy Perry for me?
me: ..........
me: *cries*
me: I NEED AN ADULT
kat: just making sure.
me: I NEED AN ADULT
kat: As long as that's still your reaction, we're friends.
kat: This was a test.
kat: I have to know who I can trust now that I'm single Candice.


When the hell did "katy perry" become an adjective? Or is it a verb?
and if i was gonna be tested, i'd prefer it not give me a heart attack. thanks.

1 comment:

BernaD*va said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH OMG where was *I* for this conversation?!?!?!?!