I got nothin but love for my white brothas and sistas. Love ya'll.
"white" isn't a race..it's a state of mind....*ahem*
Bernadette: we definitely have to go to Sonoma one of these days
candice: yes mam!
Bernadette: but i dunno if you'd like it
Bernadette: do you like wine tasting?
candice: oh
candice: wait
candice: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NOT LIKE IT
candice: i like wine
candice: i have never been to sonoma
candice: so i'm down
candice: dude. so down
Bernadette: yeah but sonoma on the square is super umm...
candice: umm
Bernadette: what's the word
candice: white?
Bernadette: ha
candice: ...
Bernadette: yeah
candice: guessing here
candice: wait
candice: HAWAII KAI WHITE
Bernadette: whiter.
candice: zomggggggggg
candice: LOOKS DOWN ON HAWAII KAI WHITE
Bernadette: have you ever been to Carmel?
candice: no.
candice: cancun white?
Bernadette: or Santa Barbara?
candice: HEHEH
Bernadette: or.....Irvine?
candice: oh jesus
Bernadette: Newport Beach?
candice: no
candice: but you're painting a better picture
candice: no i've heard legends of these people
Bernadette: Sonoma is not as chic as Newport though
candice: like i feel really brown white?
Bernadette: YES
candice: (hahah)
Bernadette: Bella and I were like the only Asian people for miles.
candice: wow
Bernadette: seriously.
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that conversation still does not quite capture the essence of how white Sonoma is. you'll just have to experience it for yourself.
we should take two cars full of Asians up there just to throw them off.
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