TXT MSG LOG TIME!
Are you ready? Buckle in.
Here we go, July 2008 – Jan 2009, Oldest first.
Sept 2008
Bernadette:
blah blah…I’ll just keep being rude and text people during dinner.
Bernadette:
It’s cool I went to dinner with cindy and joy and saw the absolute
hottest hapa guy ever eating dinner all by himself and I wanted to
jump on him.
Exchange:
Oliver:
:/
:(0)
Uh…smiley eating a kiwi
That doesn’t make sense.
I loves Rhett.
I loves Rhett and britt together. I loves you too. Love trinity.
With all of my heart
Only if britt will be in it too
This is oliver
WE ARE ONE
I know everything
She’s got a spot behind her left ear. She goes crazy
Hot. Rhetts got one too, I hear
John H B:
Ok, I’m on the edgesssssssss
Tobi:
When isn’t yelp happy hour?
Gail:
OMg SHUTUP that looks so awesomely badass!
Is it stable? I’m envious.
Kadecia:
What up! When are you planning to arrive? We got masks and are ready to role
Bernadette:
Ha! I just ran into josh and jeremy in north beach
I know he told me :)
No :) they were looking for their car
Bernadette:
I’m having drinks with the poodle in 20 minutes. OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
Rhett:
Drunk due to Helen.
Tobi:
Thanks I may pass I have like f bottles at home
Pat:
Anthropomorphize much?
Bernadette:
He said: I haven’t seen her in a long time!” Hehe. I’m drunk hahahahahaha
October 2008
Bernadette:
Lovefest sucks and its making my ears bleed.
What are you doing later?
Wow I just get a ‘hi’????
WTF question are you filled of beef tenderloin???
Rhett:
I would dress mostly normal…For u anyway.
just make sure you have socks.
Mohawk not required.
Pat:
Whatever. I be up 4ever. Took nap b4.
Can you twist
Soething so u guys can forfeit
And Rhett can go home and talk to his needy
Girl friend? Thanks in advance!
Pat:
Omg! Id be pissed. Id bite someone. Doctor or fellow patient.
John H B:
Why aren’t you fools answering your phones?
Gail:
B said her ass is banging in her green apple onesie shorts!
She’s so conceited.
Bernadette:
Lo just bought me two drinks. Omfg
Jeremy:
Hey Mo-Fo’s I’m back from napa and boy is my liver tired.
Rhett:
Oh babe get a cab. Say your address.
U Worry me, fucking drunk.
Nicole:
Thanks for having me lady! You guys rocked the wigs.
John HB:
So I think I’ll be popping my collar.
It’s possible that he wants to kill me.
Kristen:
Throw a sheep at him.
Gail:
Well, we didn’t win the lotto. Bummed.
John HB:
Sorry I’m now had enough to drink where you have become the 3rd person.
John HB:
Long u long time…actually short time :(
Gail:
Don’t 4get to work on her Halloween pic. And make her ass look banging.
Gail:
Jeremy:
What the hell happened to the garage door?
Gail:
Really? Cool! She was the only one I showed it to so far.
Maybe mel = crackhead…?
Jill:
Would sarah palin as ms Alaska 1984 wear an elegant
satin black or filmy pink gown? More importantly,
which looks better w/ a rifle?
November 2008
I hate u…
Election night:
Kate:
Yay! Current electoral count 194 to 60-something
Gail:
Wooohooooo wooooooooooohooooo woohooooooooo
Gail:
Yup! Watching it now. Republicans still suck ass.
Oops…That last sentence was from B.
Gail:
While we’ve been talking politics, this is what mel had 2 say:
Why do people with bad breath breathe with their mouths open. In my face.
Rockthevote:
You did it. Record young voter turnout, deciding the election. This is just the beginning.
U a hoe.
Melody:
DRUNK
Melody:
Omg cheers (I think I txtd her back that I was also drunk)
Greg:
Really. Shut up and get outta here. Go hit someone with a pillow. That there crazy talk.
Josh:
“Ery 1 in da club getting’ tips”
Rhett:
Omg, I’m watching the episode of southpark that was MADE for u. Goths vs vamps.
Melody:
Dude are you drunk?
December 2008
Melody:
(picmsg of me in a horrible outfit when I was 10)
Well we both were. Just gramps put yours up. Ha ha ha.
Maybe if we went to public school we would have known how to dress.
Kate:
Guess who got selected for jury duty today…booooooo
Gail:
Text me…i'm getting my hair blow dried rt now. Republicans.
Ignore “Republicans”…It did an auto insert somehow.
Melody:
Florist called mom just now. To make sure she was home. No surprise anymore.
Melody:
What is twitter?
Rhett:
Whore.
Some dude just told me that
Rhett:
Mmmmmmmm beeeer
Rhett:
Txt me fool
Ok, I hear u, law is law. Be there after I finish my warmup.
Rhett:
Creepy as fuck.
Gail:
(picmsg of a dry erase board)
Found this waiting 4 me on my dry erase board in my new office.
It says welcome 2 the 2nd worst building here. The worst building was my
old building, moving up! gah!
Jenn:
Are you having a happy happy time?
Melody:
Did you wanna get a tattoo while you’re here?
Ok I suck I’m sorry.
Josh:
Hapi birf de!
Maddy:
Besuretodrinkyourovaltine?
A crummy commercial? Son fo a bitch! (merry Christmas!)
John S:
Bah hum bug everyone! Coal! Coal Coal!
January 2009
Jeremy:
(in the middle of all the Happy New Year Txts)
Happy Halloween!!!
Gail:
Gail is two doors down from where Candice is sitting in her old room
But didn’t feel like commenting about it on fb.
Jon C:
Check your emails I am going to find some way of making this trivia night work
If I have to strip naked and dance the
Gail:
Instead of a video game, this trip will be marked by “signing times”
Greg:
Yeah. What kind of trivia? You calling me out how cute.
Money on the line? I’ll take a piece of the action. Nah I don’t want to hurt anyone. :)
Who is on the ten thousand dollar bill? Huh? Take that…no google permitted.
Yeah it’s on like ping pong.
Oliver: (regarding tattoo)
Ooooh exciting!
Congratulations girl…treasure this feeling.
Melody:
Picmsg of her wearing a sweater I forgot in Hawaii
Oh what a lovely jacket.
Gail:
OH NO! Totally MY fault!
Your OVAL! YOUR OVAL!!!
Maybe subconsciously I REALLY want it. I’m so passive aggressive.
Josh:
Buttver.
Wow I wish I was drunk.
John H B:
It is so hard to run w/ a stomach full of tofu
Oliver:
that's awesome
closet nerd
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