it might matter...

Clump of dark matter may loom near solar system

I dno, it might be that I watch too much Futurama, but does anyone else think..."Hey. What if..."


Yeah, let's go pick up some spam and toilet paper. We should start stocking up.

alright when i mentioned futurama i started googling, and i came across this badass fanart

Don't they check the photos?

My friend is enjoying 15 miliseconds of fame right now. In a news story covering the fact that Life has put all its historical photos on Google (a great bit of news in itself), they somehow used a photo that he photoshopped about the hoax. Granted, it's a great photoshop, but they really should have checked first.

Considering it will prolly be taken down, here are some screenshots:

What I think about on Veterans' Day

The APL Song by the Black Eyed Peas
(This video makes me cry...)

It's something I actually get pretty sensitive about. My uncle died in the Bataan Death March...and his family doesn't get any benefits.

Some history

Just a quick thought.

I would like to thank Rhett for being born.

Without which, I wouldn't have had access to vodka and be pretty happy right now from his birthday party.

Kudos to the birth, my friend. Kudos.

Absence of Motive: Halloween edition

I finished it this week, but I wanted to put the date up for Halloween. Oh wells, Happy Halloween!

President-Elect Obama

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Transcript to the acceptance speech.



YES. WE. DID.

Election Day: this made me laugh through my nervousness.

Is Obama President?
This is what it is as of 3:07pm



http://www.isobamapresident.com

and THEN Matt found this:
http://ismccainpresident.com/

Halloween 2008

holy shit.
you ever wonder
how you're able to do something
like have you ever
been walking
and realized
hey
i'm not thinking about walking?

welll. if you have then you know what i'm thinking about while blogging.

I'm actually boggled that I can type right now, considering that I would not trust myself behind the wheel of MarioKart.

All i have to say is
Thank god that josh had his coworker's party
sorry to kristin for missing her party
but i was on a bus for an hour with stupid people trying to get to her party
and i wanted to cry
for sure
i wanted to cry
yes
i did

and
im
not
sober
right now
at
all
like
if i ever ran for president

THIS

would be the post
that turns the election
THIS would be
the post
that makes them go
"Not her"

THIS would be the turning point.


I leave you with one final, simple equation.


Halloween 2008 > Halloween 2007

I love you all.