my birthday in a nutshell

My co-worker/friend sent me this e-card, and it actually made me LOL

from someecards.com

Halloween 2008

holy shit.
you ever wonder
how you're able to do something
like have you ever
been walking
and realized
hey
i'm not thinking about walking?

welll. if you have then you know what i'm thinking about while blogging.

I'm actually boggled that I can type right now, considering that I would not trust myself behind the wheel of MarioKart.

All i have to say is
Thank god that josh had his coworker's party
sorry to kristin for missing her party
but i was on a bus for an hour with stupid people trying to get to her party
and i wanted to cry
for sure
i wanted to cry
yes
i did

and
im
not
sober
right now
at
all
like
if i ever ran for president

THIS

would be the post
that turns the election
THIS would be
the post
that makes them go
"Not her"

THIS would be the turning point.


I leave you with one final, simple equation.


Halloween 2008 > Halloween 2007

I love you all.

Pumpkin doesn't go with Tecate...

Dude, i swear to god some people are so creative.
This has to be one of the best jack-o-lanterns i have ever seen.

St. Patrick's Day, SF thoughts

I've heard this enough online and in person to realize that this is a common perception of St. Patrick's Day out here:

It's amateur hour.

Meaning the kids that aren't used to drinking come out and decide to go way past wasted, way past hammered, into possibly going to get arrested drunk.


And I thought to myself.



And i'm thinking...


That's just Waikiki when the ships are in.

SF lingo --> Pidgin, part 2: "Da Kine Fashion Edition"

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

SF Parties is to St Patricks Day, as Hawai'i Parties are to New Year's.

Meaning, that here, everyone parties on St. Patrick's Day, but it's quiet on New Year's.
All anyone really does in Hawai'i is where green Aloha shirts on St. Patrick's Day, but you can't find your own house on New Year's until the wind starts blowing.


65degrees out::
Hawai'i:
"Ho, BUGGAH Cold, lidat!!! We need for go Shiro's!" (Wear: Long pants,closed shoes, warm hoodie, beanies, etc)

San Francisco:
"Holy sh*t, the Sun's out!!! Let's go to Zeitgeist!" (Wear: Summer dresses, Tshirts, shorts, tank tops, flip flops, etc)



SF Lingo = Pidgin (Hawaiian Creole English)
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flip flops = slippahs
Shower shoes = slippahs
Thongs = slippahs
Slippers = do's fuzzy bunny slippah shoes, lidat


Hawaiian Shirt = Da kine Aloha Shirt, brah
Casual Friday = Aloha Friday
Appropriate Business Men's shirt=Aloha Shirt

Striped shirts(chode wear) = Striped shirts(military wear)